1. Go to Google.
2. Search the term ‘glory hole bathroom Nashville, TN.’
Sometime during the night of June 6, 2007, someone was looking for a sexual rendezvous in Nashville but was sidetracked when Google’s algorithm returned my blog as the top match for ‘glory hole bathroom Nashville, TN.’ The interesting thing is that my glory hole reference in my Illegal Gratuities or my Nashville, TN reference in my John Clark, Fledgling Lobbyist post was enough to sidetrack the prurient interests of this person because he/she clicked on the top link Google gave them. I’ll take blog readers however I can get them, but to preserve my ability to run for public office or an office associated with a pharmacy organization I offer the following disclaimer:
I, John P. Clark, pharmacist blogger (and blarger) from Charlotte, NC hereby condemn the practice of fashioning a hole in a bathroom stall or video booth for the purposes of giving or receiving sexual gratification from an anonymous partner.
Dude, you lost your ability to run for public office a LONG time before your blog became synonymous with semi-anonymous fellatio.